Sweat Dreams: Why Are You Here?

Yesterday a woman walked up to a lovely machine called an abductor.  It’s sort of a chair with stirrup-like pedals.  You can dial the resistance up or down to give your abductors the right amount of exercise.   Then the idea is to open and close your legs to stretch some muscles “down there.”

Abductor Machine

The woman carefully put towels on the machine for her back and butt.  I figure this woman is really going to work it.   She then sat down.  And sat there.   I think she probably sat for about ten minutes.   Then she moved her legs about an inch, back and forth for about two minutes.

Then she left.  Hard to figure exactly what she accomplished but I’m sure she told her friends later that she had a tough workout.   After burning a half calorie that glass of wine must have felt great.

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Tim Doke on May 17, 2011 at 11:25 am

    Quite possible she did this purely for your benefit, Jan, since I suspect you burned more calories watching those “down there” muscles at work!

    Reply

  2. Yes. I think she actually had a cigarette after her “workout.”

    Reply

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